The Constitution Party…
…should change their name to something more accurate. I suggest the American Taliban Party.
Am I being excessively harsh? Not at all. After reading a post on reddit which pointed out the disgustingly theocratic platform which the Constitution Party runs on, I decided to check it out myself and pick out any interesting bits I found. [...]
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12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal
(Apparently this one has been floating around on the Internet for a while, but I just had to reproduce it here.)
Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children.
Obviously, gay parents [...]
The Bible: Joshua
At long last! I’ve been picking away at the Book of Joshua for quite a while now, and am happy to say that I’ve finally finished reading it. Unfortunately, it simply continues along with the same blood-soaked Iron Age brutality that I’ve come to expect from the Old Testament. So far, I have to say [...]
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The Bible: Deuteronomy
Hey, how about another Bible post? This time around: The Book of Deuteronomy.
Ok, let me get this straight. God makes Sihon act like an asshole to the Israelites. This gives the Israelites an excuse to go in and take over Sihon’s land, and butcher his men, women, and children. What a lovely story.
Deuteronomy 2:30-35
But Sihon [...]
Fuck Garrison Keillor
Biology professor PZ Myers recently called out conservative asshat Garrison Keillor over the superstition-based bigotry he spews on a regular basis. Keillor, whose insomnia-curing Midwest monotone can be heard weekly on A Prairie Home Companion, seems to have a major league bone to pick with anyone who doesn’t subscribe to his happy, sappy, good ol’ [...]
The Bakersfield Witch Hunt
I happened to watch a pretty disgusting documentary the other day called Witch Hunt. In it, the filmmakers interviewed a number of people from Bakersfield, CA, whose lives have all but been destroyed by the overzealous legal system in that county. The story starts in 1982 with a series of child abuse cases that eventually [...]
