Messiah Jesus Return Divine Mission!
It’s no secret that there are about 8 bazillion websites on the internet created by people claiming to be God or one of his close personal relatives. Lucky me, I was recently fortunate enough to stumble upon one of these sites. Now I don’t want to freak anybody out here, but I think this woman might be the real deal. Her name is Divine Queen Mariette, the World Divine Commander-In-Chief. Maybe I should just let her introduce herself:
Sounds pretty legit to me. And I imagine that a Divine Queen probably has some pretty compelling things to say about spirits and auras and shit, right?
Ahh gotcha, so the souls create the spirits which need spirit food to make the body grow… Err, maybe the spirits make the souls using the spirit food…
Oh I see, the souls are the cores that generate power from the spirit food so they can power the mind. Now it’s all starting to make sense. But wait, where did all of these soul power spirit cores come from in the first place?
In short, evolution is wrong, because the correct process is souls to dirt to worms to worm pieces to monkeys to bears to humans. Well, I’m convinced. If you’re not though, you should check out the recent amicus curiae filed by Divine Queen Mariette about California’s recently-passed Proposition 8. It is, without a doubt, 20MB of crazy in a 2MB file.
